tommycrossing:

im so cool sometimes

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

hikennosabo:

anime so sad you can’t read the subtitles through your tears